Sponsored link (Well, I can dream……):
Gift for your Christian friends
Hold your own communion services at home and find it easier to suspend disbelief than if you’ve been handed a stale wafer and told it’s Jesus’ body.
Get the exact same amount of spiritual benefit that you’d get if you bought a Mary-faced pancake on e-bay, but you can get it fresh every day.

This is the best among the array of kitsch Christmas gifts on ship of fools, a self-mocking Christian website. It’s a a toast stamper for turning regular unholy toast into toast with Jesus’s image burned into it.

(I think this counts as both fair comment and free advertising, so bleh to any holy copyright lawyers.)