Sponsored link (Well, I can dream……):
Gift for your Christian friends
Hold your own communion services at home and find it easier to suspend disbelief than if you’ve been handed a stale wafer and told it’s Jesus’ body.
Get the exact same amount of spiritual benefit that you’d get if you bought a Mary-faced pancake on e-bay, but you can get it fresh every day.
This is the best among the array of kitsch Christmas gifts on ship of fools, a self-mocking Christian website. It’s a a toast stamper for turning regular unholy toast into toast with Jesus’s image burned into it.
(I think this counts as both fair comment and free advertising, so bleh to any holy copyright lawyers.)
I guess Jesus is toast! Sorry, bad joke.
How about this one, I thought Jesus was nailed to the cross not burned to the toast… Pretty bad again, isn’t it?
Your blog was just now listed as new on the Atheist Blogroll (just now being 12:35 AM London time, and 6:35 PM US Central Time). Just out of curiosity, how close is that to when you posted this?
It’s a miracle, it’s a miracle, sweet Jesus, it’s a miracle!
Not the toast, the toast stamper, which surely, surely, lordy, lordy, must be an act of Gawd.
Salient
It is indeed a true miracle!
Mana
Yes I wanted to put that (Jesus is toast) but I didn’t know if it was just an English saying. On closer inspection, maybe it’s supposed to be Mary.
11:42 UK time. That’s pretty good going by recent standards. 🙂
Your comment was somehow stuck in the Akismet moderation queue (even though there were no links in it and surely you comment regularly enough for Akismet to trust you) whereas Salient’s comment got straight through.