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A miracle for E-Bay

Posted on 15th July, 2009 by Heather

A piece of toast has miraculously appeared on a wikipedia image of Jesus.

Michael Jackson’s face in tree

Posted on 7th July, 2009 by Heather

Maybe not as edible as Jesus toast – but just as miraculous, hallelujah – the face of Michael Jackson appeared in somebody’s tree. There’s a photo on CNN. :-)

Calling on the power of the Almighty Rorschach – may His name be praised – I can reveal that it’s REALLY a miraculous image of a cat/owl hybrid in the final stages of swallowing a skinny lizard.

CBS has a gallery of images of the saintly sightings discovered in fast food and household items. Each one is almost more convincing evidence of an all-powerful deity than the next – if that were possible.

Luckily, despite having been specifically singled out by their omnipotent god to receive these magical images, the people who get them often refuse to be selfish.

They choose to share them with the world. On E-bay.

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Added bit.

I just spotted a link to this great magical-item-generator on bengoldacre’s bookmarks