A miracle for E-Bay

article written by Heather.

A piece of toast has miraculously appeared on a wikipedia image of Jesus.

miraculous appearnce of toast

miraculous appearnce of toast

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4 Responses to “A miracle for E-Bay”

  1. the chaplain Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.0.11 wrote:

    Should I start worshiping the toast or the toaster? Is the toast the creator and the toast the offspring? To whom do I offer my burnt sacrifices? What does one sacrifice to a toaster (or toast) deity? Does the toaster ever sacrifice its offspring to atone for my sins? What kind of sins can one commit against a toaster (or toast)? Will priests and priestesses start serving crumbs instead of wafers at communion now, and butter instead of wine? …

    Damn, I hate these new religions. There’s so much new doctrine to figure out. At least self-publishing makes it easy to circulate scriptures these days.

    I wonder if I can make any money with this religion?

    This comment was written at July 17th, 2009 at 1:52,

  2. Heather Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 wrote:

    Chaplain

    I appreciate your philosophical dilemmas but you can easily find out more about the True Church of the Scorched Bread Lightly Smeared with Butter by committing to sending a tax-deductible tithe of your earnings to, well, me.

    Yes, you can make money out of it, on a franchise agreement.

    Any attempt to set up a True Church of the Scorched Bread Lightly Smeared with Butter or, Toast forbid, a Church of the Croissant and Jam will be met by a major jihad though.

    This comment was written at July 17th, 2009 at 8:50,

  3. the chaplain Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.0.11 wrote:

    The Church of the Cream Cheese Smeared Bagel looks like it may escape your restrictions. I’ll get on it right away.

    This comment was written at July 17th, 2009 at 23:04,

  4. Heather Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.0.6 wrote:

    Bah. Not only did I fail to cover all the copyright bases, your church has a much more appealing holy object.

    This comment was written at July 18th, 2009 at 1:03,