We don’t hate you, RITA

I was well ready for a good bit of comical idiocy, after a dull workday (in which the PC clock seemed to prove that the time was passing so slowly as to have gone into reverse.)

A new comment on TW’s post Who’s lying – Corbett or God? seemed promising. It was full of threats to pray for us and claimed to be from

The founder of your much hated RITA

Duh? Do I even know a Rita? Surely I’d remember that I did if I really hated them? I click the url that comes with the comment.ink. No such website. Google RITA, nothing remotely rapture-related on page 1.

Bah. Have to read comment carefully to spot that RITA means “rapture in the air”. Put the full phrase in and to find mention of RITA.

One linkin the Google page is to the Prophecy student blog. I’m not sure if this is by the poster or just a link to admired text from another site, but it says

“IN FOUR WEEKS YOU’LL BE WITH ME IN HEAVEN”

Four weeks from when?

Monday, September 10, 2007

Have I died and gone to heaven, then? Blimey. It’s just like the crappy old earth was.

I found quotes from “Rapture in the Air” on Armageddon Online. However, these have got to have been put there by someone for a laugh, so I guess this doesn’t count. Otherwise pages of googling and no result.

HTF am I supposed to work up a decent level of hatred on this slim basis? I can’t even manage mild dislike yet.