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BBC site sub-editors in animal house | Why Dont You Blog? Deprecated: preg_split(): Passing null to parameter #3 ($limit) of type int is deprecated in /homepages/34/d43362328/htdocs/ydontu/blog/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/_inc/lib/class.media-summary.php on line 420
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These are all real headlines from today’s BBC website. (These are pretty horrific news items, which makes the headlines seem even more crass. And my mockery even more so, I guess.)
Ape academic shot dead in Ecuador
(In your face, creationists. This proves that apes are so close to us that they even have their own universities.) Turkey plane crashes in Holland
(Flightless birds forced to develop aviation skills, to escape from Bernard Matthews clutches before next Christmas.) Tiger attacks trigger expert plea
(In court today, a ballistics technician’s claim to be “Not guilty” was destroyed by a forceful wildcat prosecutor)
*******
Late amendment, the BBC heading now says “Turkish plane crash in Amsterdam ” thus making an apparent liar of me. But, I will choose to take the credit instead.
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4 thoughts on “BBC site sub-editors in animal house”
Apparent liar no more!
http://www.newssniffer.co.uk/articles/201283/diff/3/4
Andrew
Wahay. Well spotted. Thank you.
That is a very interesting weblink – it is entertaining to see how the BBC revises its news as the day progresses.
Obviously the urge to get something, anything, published quickly far outweighs the drive to check what drivel you are writing.
Not BBC, but amusing anyway: http://bit.ly/c7Eyi