God does it again
article written by Heather.
The world’s heaviest man has lost body weight equivalent to a couple of adult males. Guess who’s responsible? Well, God, of course.
Alongside his copy of the Guinness World Records lies another text, The Bible.
“I have Claudia, my mother and God to thank,” said Manuel. “I am happy.”
You’d think a conceptual ruler of the universe would have better things to do than supervise an individual’s diet, but he must be working in his usual mysterious ways.
However, I’m afraid that the notionally all-powerful one might have been falling down badly in his new cosmic personal training role, to let Manuel Arribe get to weigh half a tonne in the first place.
The Exterminator
wrote:
If Americans in the Bible Belt are any indication, God seems to prefer fatties.
Even though I’m an atheist, I’m keeping the weight up just to hedge my bets. Maybe I should increase my intake of Big Macs (now at zero), bottles of Bud (also now at zero), and lard straight from the can (maybe a bit higher than zero).
This comment was written at August 1st, 2008 at 21:15,
Religious candy » Why Dont You Blog?
wrote:
[...] Sorry, we’re a bit slow here -the link is months old – but this could explain how god helped Manuel get to Guinness Book of Records size. [...]
This comment was written at August 1st, 2008 at 21:46,