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Fighting the pernicious godless mathematics is the real priority.

Is there any mention of trig in the Bible? I think not.

Why God hates Trig

Baffled by trigonometry at school? You aren’t alone. Trigonometry is too complex to have been developed by mere human agency. This proves that it was directly invented by God.

As only God can do trig, human attempts at it are clearly blasphemous. It was your innate anti-blasphemy sense that was telling you not to do it.

See how deeply sin has wormed its way into the demonic practice.

sin(x)

Need I say more?

“Cosine”. Its actually stuffed with sin and it implies at least two people banding together to do it (Compare with co-ed, for example.)

This is a family-friendly blog so I am not even going to mention the hypotenuse or theodolites. (Details in plain wrapper)

Did your mathematics teacher make you recite meaningless things like “Olive has a house of ants” Mnemonics, my a^se. That is a call to Beelzebub and s/he knew it.

Has any of your vaunted science ever managed to disprove that Satan invented trig to test our faith?

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