Mad or Troll?

With a hat tip to “Roberts Thoughts” blog, I was amazed to come across a post on “Shelly The Republican” titled “God’s Hitlist.” This seriously defies belief. Shelly has put together a list of things and people she feels are hated by God because they are anti-American (and obviously America is God’s chosen land…)

The list includes some obvious things like “Muzlims[sic]” “Sam Harris” [bet he will be heart broken to hear that…], “Gays”, “Liberals”, “Abortionists” as well as some very off the wall ones “Barrack Osama[sic]”, “Linux Users” [?], “Germans” and “Poets.” No, I can’t see much in the way of rhyme or reason in the selections other than this is either a raging lunatic who really needs to be in a mental care institution or it is a monumental troll site making a parody of the American Religious Right.

Reading the comments leaves me no clearer. A commenter asks:

I have a question? Where in the bible does it say that God loves America? Where does it say that America is the homeland of his chosen people?

And Shelly replies:

You don’t know the bible. You are just guessing. I suggest you actually real this amaying all time bestseller!

Seriously. Check the blog out yourself and see what I mean. Shelly appears like a barely literate ranter, epitomising everything that “Liberals” imagine the right wing to be. I never really thought a person like this existed.

As part of my evidence this is a massive joke, just there to troll people into ranting off responses, Shelly has an article which begins:

Digital cameras: Are they harmless toys for eliteist liberals, or an unregulated tool for terrorists, lawbreakers and sexual deviants hell-bent on undermining America’s conservative values, morality and traditions?

See what I mean?

9 thoughts on “Mad or Troll?

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  2. Thanks for the hat tip 🙂 I’m pretty sure that site has to be some sort of bogus/satire site, but it was pretty funny. It does seem push to the extreme. Unfortunately I have met people that would be 100% in agreement with Shelly

  3. Thanks for the hat tip 🙂 I’m pretty sure that site has to be some sort of bogus/satire site, but it was pretty funny. It does seem push to the extreme. Unfortunately I have met people that would be 100% in agreement with Shelly

    Friend,

    I think you will find that most sensible Americans agree with us. STR.com was founded to represent mainstream American opinion, and as a counter to the shrill angry voices of the liberal minority, who have sworn to destroy our culture & values.

    Yours in Christ,

    Tristan J. Shuddery

  4. Howdy!

    Thanks for reading my blog. I hope you learned something. We spend a lot of time bringing the latest news and opinions to you.

    Oh by the way. I am (we are) real. As real as Jesus or the terrorist threat.

    Whining liberals have to shut up and go with the flow, OR ELSE!

    Shelley The Republican

  5. PS: By the way, there must be something wrong with your system! I don’t use Apple (damn fag computer) and I don’t use Firefox (read the facts about the “Book of Mozilla”).

    I am a proud Vista user and I use IE, of course.

    Damn liberal liars!

    Shelley

  6. Null, I may have to… 🙂

    Shelly, if you want to hide the fact your browser reports itself as Firefox 2.0.0.3 on a Mac, then you can do so… It isn’t hard…

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