Mad or Troll?

article written by TW.

With a hat tip to “Roberts Thoughts” blog, I was amazed to come across a post on “Shelly The Republican” titled “God’s Hitlist.” This seriously defies belief. Shelly has put together a list of things and people she feels are hated by God because they are anti-American (and obviously America is God’s chosen land…)

The list includes some obvious things like “Muzlims[sic]” “Sam Harris” [bet he will be heart broken to hear that...], “Gays”, “Liberals”, “Abortionists” as well as some very off the wall ones “Barrack Osama[sic]“, “Linux Users” [?], “Germans” and “Poets.” No, I can’t see much in the way of rhyme or reason in the selections other than this is either a raging lunatic who really needs to be in a mental care institution or it is a monumental troll site making a parody of the American Religious Right.

Reading the comments leaves me no clearer. A commenter asks:

I have a question? Where in the bible does it say that God loves America? Where does it say that America is the homeland of his chosen people?

And Shelly replies:

You don’t know the bible. You are just guessing. I suggest you actually real this amaying all time bestseller!

Seriously. Check the blog out yourself and see what I mean. Shelly appears like a barely literate ranter, epitomising everything that “Liberals” imagine the right wing to be. I never really thought a person like this existed.

As part of my evidence this is a massive joke, just there to troll people into ranting off responses, Shelly has an article which begins:

Digital cameras: Are they harmless toys for eliteist liberals, or an unregulated tool for terrorists, lawbreakers and sexual deviants hell-bent on undermining America’s conservative values, morality and traditions?

See what I mean?

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9 Responses to “Mad or Troll?”

  1. You can breathe again now… | Why Dont You Blog? WordPress 2.1.3 wrote:

    [...] answer to the question Mad or Troll? there is no way on earth that site’s not a [...]

    This comment was written at April 29th, 2007 at 0:21,

  2. Robert Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.11 wrote:

    Thanks for the hat tip :) I’m pretty sure that site has to be some sort of bogus/satire site, but it was pretty funny. It does seem push to the extreme. Unfortunately I have met people that would be 100% in agreement with Shelly

    This comment was written at April 29th, 2007 at 1:48,

  3. TW Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 wrote:

    Now that is scary!

    This comment was written at April 29th, 2007 at 13:12,

  4. Tristan Shuddery Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 wrote:

    Thanks for the hat tip :) I’m pretty sure that site has to be some sort of bogus/satire site, but it was pretty funny. It does seem push to the extreme. Unfortunately I have met people that would be 100% in agreement with Shelly

    Friend,

    I think you will find that most sensible Americans agree with us. STR.com was founded to represent mainstream American opinion, and as a counter to the shrill angry voices of the liberal minority, who have sworn to destroy our culture & values.

    Yours in Christ,

    Tristan J. Shuddery

    This comment was written at April 30th, 2007 at 0:30,

  5. TW Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 wrote:

    Priceless.

    This comment was written at April 30th, 2007 at 20:09,

  6. Shelley Goodman Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 wrote:

    Howdy!

    Thanks for reading my blog. I hope you learned something. We spend a lot of time bringing the latest news and opinions to you.

    Oh by the way. I am (we are) real. As real as Jesus or the terrorist threat.

    Whining liberals have to shut up and go with the flow, OR ELSE!

    Shelley The Republican

    This comment was written at May 3rd, 2007 at 20:15,

  7. Shelley Goodman Mac OS X Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 wrote:

    PS: By the way, there must be something wrong with your system! I don’t use Apple (damn fag computer) and I don’t use Firefox (read the facts about the “Book of Mozilla”).

    I am a proud Vista user and I use IE, of course.

    Damn liberal liars!

    Shelley

    This comment was written at May 3rd, 2007 at 20:17,

  8. nullifidian Mac OS X Shiira 1.2.2 wrote:

    TW, change the subject title for this post. It should read “Mad and Troll”. :-)

    This comment was written at May 4th, 2007 at 0:03,

  9. TW Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 wrote:

    Null, I may have to… :-)
    Shelly, if you want to hide the fact your browser reports itself as Firefox 2.0.0.3 on a Mac, then you can do so… It isn’t hard…

    This comment was written at May 4th, 2007 at 12:48,