There aren’t many new postings from the atheist blogroll on a Wednesday.

This is because, when Dawkins made the world, he laboured mightily for x billion years and three days. Then, on the Wednesday, he said,

“I’ll put my feet up and have a nice cup of tea and read some old blog posts”

“And lo, from this day forth, any atheist who blogs on a Wednesday wilt be turned into a pillar of salt”