Another invented addiction – to text and email – discovered. According to the Register and even today’s television news (so I am told anyway) people are now claiming to be addicted to text and email.

Come on. Doing something repeatedly, even obsessively, is surely not a disease.  People too dumb to see that spending 10p every couple of minutes to text mnnglss ste are just stpd. 

At least this explains spam - the random strings of words that I used to think existed only to stop me from bothering to even look for real emails aren’t from shady businesses. They are really from poor deluded email addicts and we should try to help them not condemn.