Need I say anything about Heather Mills except that she shares a first name with my good self? Would this constitute gossip central or even gossipcentral? :-p

Is she playing in the World Cup? Almost certainly not. Well, I was going to say something flippant there about her probably reduced capacity to score goals in a football match. However,this blog has already blotted its copybook in terms of its callous flippancy, reference Haditha posts apology, so I will pass up the opportunity to make it even worse.