1. “Success” here means “success in making up inspirational lists.” The first rule is therefore to make up an inspirational numbered list.

2. Ignore the dictionary definition of secret. Otherwise, by definition, the seven secrets aren’t.

3. Put said numbered list on a web site. Don’t divulge more than a few of the secrets online,  so that you can get subscribers to pay for your book or CD in order to find out the others.

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