Was enticed to visit WorldNetDaily<\/a> via a post on Richard Dawkins <\/a> which reproduced their article on teachers who felt they were being forced to promote atheism.<\/p>\n

The article turned out to be as silly as you’d expect. Even more hatstand but with more intrinsic comedic value is Chuck Norris’s article on this very topic. (You can get there from the WND homepage by clicking on his big dumb face in the right column.)
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How to outlaw Christianity (Steps 2 & 3)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So even good old z-list action movie stars can see the wisdom in banning religions? Well. that seems a bit extreme to me but I am not gifted with the action hero’s can-do spirit. So, I am prepared to be persuaded, although the Roman empire’s failure to manage this example suggests it may not be the way to go.<\/p>\n

No wait, fool. This is a warning of the powerful atheist conspiracy to do just that. Bah. This blog wasn’t even invited. Word must have reached Atheist Conspiracy Central of our weak revisionist tendencies.<\/p>\n

Some representative content:<\/p>\n

Step 2: Target younger generations with atheism <\/p>\n

Atheists are making a concerted effort to win the youth of America and the world. Hundreds of websites and blogs on the Internet seek to convince and convert adolescents, endeavoring to remove any residue of theism from their minds and hearts by packaging atheism as the choice of a new generation. While you think your kids are innocently surfing the Web, secular progressives are intentionally preying on their innocence and na\u00c3\u00afvet\u00c3\u00a9. <\/p>\n

What’s preposterous is that atheists are now advertising and soliciting on websites particularly created for teens. The London Telegraph noted that, “Groups including Atheists for Human Rights and Atheist Alliance International \u00e2\u20ac\u201c ‘Call 1-866-HERETIC’ – are setting up summer camps and an Internet recruiting campaign.” <\/p>\n

YouTube, the most popular video site on the Net for young people, is one of their primary avenues for passing off their secularist propaganda. Another antagonistic and self-proclaimed “blasphemous” site even beckons youth to record their anti-Christian beliefs on it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Blimey. You think your kids are innocently surfing the web for goatporn or anorexia-promotion sites. You find that they are being suckered into rational philosophy sites. What parent wouldn’t be worried sick?<\/p>\n

Thanks for the tip off, Chuck. Chuck Norris! I’m so pleased he has managed to crown his distinguished movie career with a new role as the moral watchdog of the religious right. <\/p>\n

My god, the man has pretty well defined z-list acting since the 70s so I had to consult the biog on the IMDB<\/a> to get the full flavour of his achievements. <\/p>\n

Both his parents were half Irish and half Cherokee<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh come on. Both? Surely the entire current Irish-Cherokee gene pool must consist of him and his bothers. (Wieland and Aaron, since you asked)<\/p>\n

His real name is Carlos Ray. This is already a mystery. Why would anyone change the inoffensive Carlos to the ludicrous Chuck? Or Ray to Norris. Norris, ffs. It’s a mere step away from Norbert. Carlos Ray is Charles King in Spanish almost – if you ignore the spelling. He could have chosen that as a nom-de-action-movie if he thought his given name was too Hispanic. (Or Man-who-fights-bad-guys O’Shaughnessy, reflecting his background.) But he went straight for an English-sounding name that seems to have any residual human intelligence sucked out of its very syllables. The human equivalent of the Mazda vehicle called the Bongo Friendee. (Google it if you don’t belive me.)<\/p>\n

The only watchable film that he was ever in, to my knowledge, was the one where he fought Bruce Lee in the Colliseum (watchable because of Bruce Lee rather than Mr Norris) This is called Meng long guo jiang<\/strong>, with what I consider excessive pedantry, by IMDB. And he was comically chest-and shoulder-hair-covered in that.<\/p>\n

Everything else in the list of his movies brings the old phrase “straight-to-video gem” to mind. <\/p>\n

Let’s see the upside here, fellow evil conspirators. If Chuck’s illustrious film career makes him the best-known celeb that the religious right can field to be the star face of a major blog, they really have had to scrape the barrel. <\/p>\n

Let’s redouble our efforts to turn the youth to our godless ways.<\/evil><\/p>\n

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