Of course if you want a fancy certificate signed by us which virtually guarantees that the moon is yours, it’ll cost you. But we’ll guarantee to undercut the existing extra-terrestrial ownership certificate prices by at least $10 an acre.<\/p>\n

In fact, we are now offering the mineral and residency rights to entire stars by negotiation. I think Alpha Centauri is only about $300 but we are still in delicate negotiations over this. We’d certainly welcome any bids.<\/p>\n

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