This blog having temporarily started acting like Which Magazine’s Provisional Wing, I have to draw your attention to another amazing wonder-product….:-) It costs more in a their real-world shops, but you can apparently make a saving if you buy Boots Hot Weather Cooling Spray<\/a> online. Only \u00a33.89 for 125ml (plus \u00a32.90 delivery charge for delivery in 4 days, though free if you pick it up from your local shop.) <\/p>\n

\u00a331.11 per litre. (Not counting delivery costs.)<\/p>\n

What’s the magic cooling ingredient?<\/p>\n

Hmm, water. Well , “Aqua.” Not even bloody drinking water. Just water in a spray can.<\/p>\n

As a random comparison of the cost of fluids, you can buy a 70cl bottle of 10 year-old Isle of Jura single malt whisky<\/a> from Waitrose for \u00a327.59. <\/p>\n

OK, it wouldn’t cool you down much (indeed, it could make you smell pretty rough if you sprayed it on your face on a hot day) but it would be the product of centuries of brewing and distilling skills. It would have had to sit round using up caskspace for a decade. It’s lavishly bottled and packaged. And it manages to pay a huge cut to the revenue and still appear on Waitrose’s online shop for less than the cost of a litre of spray-on water.<\/p>\n

Quite apart from the bottles of Evian and Highland Spring, Boots sells expensive water in many more forms<\/a>. In the homeopathic department, anyway.<\/p>\n

Water converted into pill form even. Or “pillules”, “pills” and “tablets.” (The distinction may be technical.)<\/p>\n

Their homeopathic remedies actually contain water so expensive that it makes the cooling spray seem relatively cheap. Because they are pills (sorry, pillules) so they are dry, containing only the memory of the water that was used in making them. But that water itself only contains the memory of the active ingredient that was used to make it, many dilutions in its past <\/p>\n

But, as the the water’s magical healing powers get stronger with each dilution, doesn’t it follow that you could increase its potency by another order of magnitude by dropping one of these dry pillules in a bath full of water. <\/p>\n

The bathwater would then be imbued with the memory of the memory of the memories of the first water, but made even more memorable after conversion into and out of dry water-memory states in the middle stage. And so, these remedies could be strong enough to wipe out all disease on the planet…. <\/p>\n

New business plan – to take homeopathic remedies and sneakily intensify them by this method, then sell them as being EVEN more effective than the ones you can buy from a high street chemist, if that were indeed possible.<\/p>\n

Genius, huh?<\/p>\n