Jonathon Freedland<\/a> wrote about the hate email he’s been getting from Americans who tell him, in picturesque terms, that non-Yanks shouldn’t have opinions on the US election.<\/p>\n

The counterblasts featured all the usual themes ….America had saved Europe’s “ass” twice before \u2014 and we would doubtless come bleating for help again when we inevitably sought rescue from the Muslim hordes imposing sharia law on London, Paris and Berlin. We can’t defend ourselves, of course, because we are limp-wristed “Euroweenies”, effeminate socialists whose own decline robs us of the right to say anything about the United States, which remains the greatest nation on earth. …….
\nOne Bill07407 managed to capture the flavour of this virtual avalanche \u2014 including the curiously homoerotic undercurrent that runs through much rightwing American invective \u2014 with this effort: “If you want Comrade Obama we will gladly ship him over after he loses in a landslide. Meanwhile you can kiss my ass. I bet you would enjoy it faggot.<\/strong>” Equally reflective, this from bioguy777: “I love it! A pansy-ass limey Brit begs the US to do his bidding while his own country slips further towards total Islamic rule. We’re electing McCain, and the rest of the world can piss up a rope if they don’t like it. 1776, BITCH!<\/strong>” (from the Guardian)<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I am impressed by the sheer energy of this rhetoric. But a bit stung, on a patriotic basis. Surely, our own home-grown right wing nutters can’t achieve this level of ranting? This is a hard act to folllow. These comments manage to combine communism; homo-eroticism; islam and the bottom word. all . They are slightly lacking in the random-capitalisation and generous-use-of-exclamation-marks that normally distinguish such comments, but nobody’s perfect.<\/p>\n

Bah, can the British product compete in this growing international market?<\/p>\n

I was irresistibly drawn to the Daily Express by a front page I saw today which claimed that muslim fanatics were planning an attack on EastEnders (a British soap) I fought back the thought “Finally, a use for Al Qaeda.”<\/p>\n

The Daily Express. Surely, if there’s a serious national challenge to foreign rabid-ranting supremacy, it must be in the Daily Express? The Express has a website. Imagine my delight to find it even has a Have Your Say<\/strong> page.<\/p>\n

I would have to say the Express may be guilty of trying to juke the stats though. It may be trying to win an award from the twat-a-tron.<\/a> It provides a list of questions that its readers might want to Have their Say about. These topics have obviously been cynically calculated to get comments by the shit-bucketload, applying a simple “Bull and red rag” principle.<\/p>\n

More Have Your Say
\n\u2022Should it be illegal to break manifesto promises?
\n\u2022Is it time for Labour to stop bankrupting Britain?
\n\u2022Is Brown to blame for credit crunch?
\n\u2022Should ALL police forces get back to basics?
\n\u2022Have you had enough of high taxes and poor services?
\n\u2022Is Gordon Brown a laughing stock?
\n\u2022Should Labour halt the war on motorists?
\n\u2022Are we living in a Big Brother state?
\n\u2022Should doomed Brown take the hint and quit?
\n\u2022Is ‘nanny’ Brown just full of hot air?
\n\u2022Are rubbish fines just a way of ripping us off?
\n\u2022Have you been badly affected by the dismal property market?
\n\u2022 Will ex-soldiers bring discipline to our schools?
\nCLASSROOM yobs will be brought to heel by former soldiers trained as teachers, the Conservatives pledged last night.
\n\u2022 Should Ecstasy be downgraded from a Class A drug?
\nECSTASY could be downgraded from a Class A drug despite a three-fold rise in the number of deaths.
\n\u2022 Does our benefits system reward scroungers?
\nTODAY The Daily Express reported that Brits are better off on benefits.
\n\u2022 Are you sick of the EU meddling in British affairs?
\nTODAY the Daily Express reported that British motorists will soon be forced into driving with their lights on in the daytime under a new EU edict.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hah. I don’t even need to read the comments. The Express reporters might as well have written them at the same time they picked the topics. They know exactly what buttons to press to get that fear-filled little-England worldview spewed out to fill their empty webpages.<\/p>\n

I spent a fair bit of time scanning the 99 “benefits scroungers” comments but you could tell their hearts weren’t in it (maybe with some secretly fearing they might end up in that category themselves, in a world recession, and are possibly suddenly realising that \u00a360 a week would barely heat and light their homes, let alone feed them.)<\/p>\n

Better entertainment from the “ex-soldiers” in schools thread. I become uncomfortably aware that not only do these people hate and fear children (no surprise) but they believe that Britain’s armed forces are staffed by the human equivalent of pitbull terriers, who, if ever let loose on schoolkids would terrorise and bully them into behaving. And they think this is a good thing.<\/p>\n

Well, except for those who fear that gaining actual teaching skills would draw their psychopathic teeth.<\/p>\n

The answer is no, how will they instill discipline,
\nthey would not be alowed to punish the kids, they could not yell at them the same as a squadie, and off coarse they will need to go through collage or university to get thier teaching degrees or deplomas, by the time they have been through the system they will be just as PC as the present teachers, or will they go striaght into schools with out any degrees or deplomas, and we will have teaching on the cheap.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(How beautifully ironic that this educational expert has managed to come out of school without grasping the rudiments of spelling and punctuation.)<\/p>\n

Or there are still some who feel that the troublesome rule of law will still hamstring the psychopaths.<\/p>\n

IT WONT WORK
\nunless Cameron is going to get rid of the softly softly approach and the human rights loony lot , then this is a waste of time,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s probably too much to hope that these people can’t breed. In which case, no wonder that the UK has been told off again by the united nations for making its kids miserable.<\/p>\n

It’s also something of a pretty serious insult to the British forces. These nutters somehow assume that any serving soldier is basically a thug, who has has been brutalised through training.:<\/p>\n

Only if we get rid of the PC mongers and allow them to use the same discipline that army recruits face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t know anything about army training that I haven’t learned from watching Vietnam war films (Full Metal Jacket, etc) but I suspect they don’t either. It’s just that they misread the message about what happens when you brutalise young men into becoming disposable killers. They assumed it was a template, rather than a warning.<\/p>\n

Quite by coincidence, I just saw the British National Party’s manifesto (I am buggered if I’m putting a link to that) and its central concerns seem to be the exact same “issues” that feature as topics on the Daily Express’s Have your Say. The BNP apparently plans to go after the Tories’ more rabid voters.<\/p>\n

(Well, at least it would split the Tories’ vote, so I can see an upside. But generally, this shit just frames political debate in terms that are ever more rightwing. So, we see the Labour party fallling over itself to be tough on immigrants and scroungers.)<\/p>\n

So, in your face, right-wing Yanks. Britain still has much more than its fair share of people after your own twisted hearts. (OK, the Brit ones don’t care about abortion and wouldn’t recognise a creationist theory if it bit them on the nose, and the American ones don’t seem to hate teenagers much, but they certainly seem to be brothers and sisters under the skin.)<\/p>\n

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