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{"id":1641,"date":"2008-07-10T21:01:20","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T20:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whydontyou.org.uk\/blog\/?p=1641"},"modified":"2008-07-10T21:10:05","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T20:10:05","slug":"things-for-the-usa-to-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.whydontyou.org.uk\/blog\/2008\/07\/10\/things-for-the-usa-to-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Things for the USA to attack"},"content":{"rendered":"TW’s last post<\/a> referred to the New Scientist report that archaeologists are displaying common decency and refusing to list monuments to be protected in the event of a US strike on Iran.<\/p>\nClearly, America hates anywhere that starts with the letters “IR” <\/p>\n
And needs help to draw up attack maps. I will do the job that the archaeologists are too humane to do and list places that the US might like to attack:<\/p>\n
\n- Iraq (Sorry, too late, they already thought of that )<\/li>\n
- Iran<\/li>\n
- Ireland<\/li>\n
- the Iroquois nation (Sorry, too late)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Well there’s only Ireland left. And I don’t think it’s overburdened with recognised world-class archaeological sites to obstruct the handily disposable population. Be very afraid, people of Dublin. (Dublin museum has some fantastic Viking era relics but the site they came from has already been dug up, with an office block stuck over it. The artefacts are all in the museum, in handily lootable form.)<\/p>\n
Don’t worry, USA. I checked your own states and only 4 even start with the letter “I” (Idaho, Illinois,Indiana, Iowa) However, I don’t want to worry the citizens of these states but you may be next in the frame after Ireland. Or at least, after wars have been waged against Italy (Luckily for Italy, it has way too much archaeology to be a first strike choice), Iceland, Indonesia and the Isle of Man. Oh, and Israel… (well maybe not that one.)<\/p>\n
A few more suggestions for quick and easy wins, thanks to online dictionaries and wikapedia:<\/p>\n
\n- Irish stew (an Irish excursion should do for this without using any extra firepower)<\/li>\n
- Iridium (some sort of chemical. No idea if this is actually part of weapons tech but that would be killing two birds with one stone if it was)<\/li>\n
- Ira Gershwin (He seems to be dead though.) <\/li>\n
- Irenaeus 2nd century bishop of Lugdunum, Gaul (He’s likely to be already dead too. He may even count as archaeology.)<\/li>\n
- Irapu\u00e3 – a municipality in S\u00e3o Paulo state (seems to have population of 6,000 or so, barely worth the effort)<\/li>\n
- Irony
\n(Not much good. You can’t wage war on an abstract noun, can you? Oh sorry, yes, you can. Terror. Drugs. Obesity, even. Ok irony stays in)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n