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{"id":1527,"date":"2008-04-18T21:05:40","date_gmt":"2008-04-18T21:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whydontyou.org.uk\/blog\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2008-04-18T21:05:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-18T21:05:40","slug":"god-totals-2-porsches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.whydontyou.org.uk\/blog\/2008\/04\/18\/god-totals-2-porsches\/","title":{"rendered":"God totals 2 Porsches"},"content":{"rendered":"

“It was a miracle I got out alive and I put it down to the power of prayer and God looking after me” (from the BBC<\/a>) <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

said a 93-year-old former Pentecostal minister, who managed to reduce two Porsches and a Fiesta to landfill, while driving across the garage forecourt.<\/p>\n

Hat tip to Alun <\/a>for this link, with a shamefaced apology for not looking at my emails for days. Alun said:<\/p>\n

Now was it a god, or was it lots of very tedious and difficult work by a lot of people working on safety that allowed that man to live?
\nOn a more philosophical level, wouldn’t it be more helpful if god had whispered “Watch out mate, your about to crash into \u00a360ks worth of Porsche!” *before* the accident or was it just that God wasn’t that eager to have the minister round to his place. If I had time I’d be tempted to set up a ‘Miraclewatch’ site.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There are obvious contradictions. If god has to be credited with the escape, then doesn’t he deserve any blame for putting the chap in danger in the first place? In fact, shouldn’t god take some stick for wasting a miracle on one specific careless driver when the world is awash with more deserving cases: the hungry, the sick, amputees? <\/p>\n

It’s really eccentric of god to keep smiting some people and then letting them off at the last minute, to show off that he can, while continuing to smite other people – who pray even more earnestly – just for a cruel laugh. <\/p>\n

But, in this case, I think there’s an explanation for god’s behaviour. The driver was obviously doing god’s will by driving in mysterious ways. <\/p>\n

God just hates Porsches. <\/p>\n

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