I accidentally deleted a comment on the previous “False Prophet<\/a>” post which pointed to a weird site hosted by Bravenet. Titled “Welcome To Rapture In The Air<\/a>” it has this blurb at the start: (insane font removed)<\/p>\n

This is a Pre Trib Rapture forum and all are welcome who share their love for Our Beloved’s return as He promised.There is no debating on this forum about the rapture or denominational issues.We are here for one another in friendship, love, and prayer as we watch together for Jesus’s soon return.<\/p>\n

“This is My commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you.” John 15:12 (NKJV)<\/p>\n

Will You Be At The Wedding Supper<\/p>\n

Of The Lamb Of God?<\/p>\n

Accept Jesus Now As Your Saviour<\/p>\n

The Invitation Has Been Sent<\/p>\n

Come Dine With Him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Wow. You just know it is going to be hilarious. It has hundreds of death-worshipping posts longing for the end of the universe and being somewhat self-congratulating about how all the Born-Againers will get the rewards and everyone else will suffer. Not massively Christian<\/em> in its outlook but then most BAFundies aren’t.<\/p>\n

The site is riddled with madness. Because there is so much start staring lunacy, it is hard to know which particular bit to ridicule the most so I have gone for a random post. I clicked on one of the first page topics at random and found this<\/a>: (only beginning bit repeated here, it is long)<\/p>\n

The judgment at Midnight! (THIS MONTH?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

ALL:<\/p>\n

The news of “JUDGMENT” is NOT readily accepted by people “of” the world
\nand EVEN (or maybe ESPECIALLY) Christians! That may be ALL beside
\nthe point as we enter 2008!!!<\/p>\n

It is almost like NOW there was provided (for those watchful) a ringside seat
\nto “see” some things that “MAY” be about to transpire!<\/p>\n

Going back “5” (which means “GRACE”) years….<\/p>\n

On 2\/1\/03, I was in bed watching TV (after an operation the day before) and
\nactually “HEARD” the words on CNN:<\/p>\n

…”The Shuttle (Columbia) has COME APART OVER PALESTINE (TX)!”<\/p>\n

As we come to that anniversary on February 1, 2008, there are OTHER
\n“heavenly” (and “earthly”) witnesses going on! As 2007 became 2008, a
\n“wedding ring” (URL below sent to me by Carol) produced by solar flares
\nwas seen in the heavens:
\n… [loads of madness]
\nWARNINGS TO THE US GO UNHEEDED and Bush is about to enter Israel
\nthis month! This month is 700 days from a 7.0 quake VERY NEAR MIDNIGHT,
\nIsrael time (see notes below). The quake was “IN” Israel’s time zone! I’ll let the
\nreader decide its implications (because I am only watching, as well)!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This is so weird it makes your head spin. It is written in that wonderfully breathless style the real “faithful<\/em>” manage. The writing style, with its interesting use of grammar, is very typical for the cranks who predict every day is the end of the world. The crazy rationale for how this “quake” being near midnight means the world is going to end is priceless. I challenge anyone to read this without either getting a headache or laughing out loud at least once.<\/p>\n

On the subject of False Prophets, the wonderful, balanced, truthful news site Faux<\/strike>FOX News has reported that the lying scumbag<\/strike> ever so honest prophet Pat Robertson is unbowed by his previous predictions from God being complete lies and making new ones: (Source<\/a>)<\/p>\n

NORFOLK, Va. \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Wednesday that 2008 will be a year of violence worldwide and a recession in the United States, followed by a major stock-market crash by 2010.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sharing what he believes God has told him about the year ahead is an annual tradition for Robertson.<\/p>\n

On Wednesday’s “700 Club” broadcast, the founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network predicted that evangelism will increase and more people will seek God as the chaos develops. Robertson said, “We will see the presence of angels and we will see an intensification of miracles around the world.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Some people really have no shame. I wonder if they really believe the voices in their head are from God? I know when Toutatis talks to me he sounds a bit like Zeus but I put that down a bad connection as the toaster doesn’t even have a speaker…<\/p>\n

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