I appreciate your philosophical dilemmas but you can easily find out more about the True Church of the Scorched Bread Lightly Smeared with Butter by committing to sending a tax-deductible tithe of your earnings to, well, me.

Yes, you can make money out of it, on a franchise agreement.

Any attempt to set up a True Church of the Scorched Bread Lightly Smeared with Butter or, Toast forbid, a Church of the Croissant and Jam will be met by a major jihad though.

Damn, I hate these new religions. There’s so much new doctrine to figure out. At least self-publishing makes it easy to circulate scriptures these days.

I wonder if I can make any money with this religion?