You want to save the world? Encourage your government to get the hell out of bed with us, and hope that we’re smart enough to crush the Republicans in the November elections. If they win, you might want to consider how to survive the coming wars. You could really do everyone a favor by arresting Bush and Cheney when they set foot outside the United States.

If it weren’t for those two being in charge, the Iranian speedboat ‘attack’ on three capital ships of the U. S. Navy would be a worthy Monty Python sketch. Having developed a finely honed cynicism over the last seven years, I suspect the incident never happened. In fact, I’m certain I saw Eric Idle on one of the boats in the video the Navy released.