I love the definition of “high profile” . Apart from a famous footballer who got burgled 2 years ago, the other crimes are scraping the celeb barrel.
Richard and Judy’s daughter got her phone snatched? Someone noone has ever heard of gets crajacked. Someone else noone has ever heard of but (whose lawyers managed to extort £48 million from her ex-husband) got burgled?
It has to throw in a suvtle racist jibe as well – “ghetto” crime.
The Mail is funny until you realise that lots of people think it’s a “news”paper.
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